things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
Getting on your period right before a big event
and you’re like
So accurate it hurts
I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..
im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended
why do u only have 1 wing
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via infinitycove)
